so i've bought my kitty phone for half a year.
and i've used it for 1 month.
it's been missing in taiwan for 5 months.
but it's arriving back soon
and to match the handphone
i've decided to get
this tarina tarantino necklace to match.
it'll be shipped over with my new handphone.
and this bag too
from cuffz.
apparently paris hilton has it.
didn't realise till i was flipping through ViVi
and noticed her with the same bag.
oh and i really like this.
pity my ipod isn't the mini version.
but it's gorgeous.
WHAT ELSE CAN I DO BUT WASTE MONEY?tsk tsk tsk.
all my life i've had bad karma with numbers.
now they've come to haunt me
and re-establish our old "hateship".
so 123,456 say that i cannot do anything
other than tag my own board
go into a neighbourhood school
pay my way into SFMS
fail my english "horrigibily"
sit on the pretty diamante throne of the queen of fugliness
and hang around with really bad friends.
-sigh-
i really should just go visit equinox again
and jump off swissotel.
after all,
if i wanna die,
must as well do it in style right?
so i have nothing much to be proud of...
so does that mean
i CANNOT count in the fact that
i have a degree in ballet
another degree in drama
an upcoming degree in piano
the fact that i only took voice lessons for a month and i got to perform
that my PSLE grades beat jingwen's
that i got into GEP
made it into the Royal Academy of Ballet when i was just 7
was the only one offered a music scholarship by Yamaha
i'm topping GP
i've been modelling ever since i was a kid
i actually have friends who would go the whole length to do anything for me
and likewise i would do anything for them
and i've actually won chinese writing competitions to boot
and i've had my work published in a book?
or maybe
ANYTHING THAT PUTS ME IN A GOOD LIGHT
because it seems that i'm such a showoff
and a complete crass retard.
what are you?
my mom?
my dad?
the Pope?
are you that holy and pristine
and unbelievably perfect
to come lecture me on my life?
do you donate to charity?
are you nice to people?
do you have such achievements?
other than being in a lousy but brand-name school
what else can you boast of?
a fucked up personality to boot?
if you really are that perfect
then why
are you hiding behind all these fake names
insulting how i live my life
and judging me
when i don't even know you?
it's time you think about yourself before judging others.and if you have full right to criticise me
come up to me
show me the evidence that you're in every way better than me
and i'll let you say anything you want.
i have no qualms about showing you proof of my "claims".
so i think very long-winded leh.
if i cannot count the above as some of my achievements
then what else in the world can i do.
how?
so here are my useless talents!
1.
i take many many photos of what i wear! and i never follow the cardinal rule of "shoes matching the bag", rather, my useless talent also lies in the fact that my bags match my top!
2.
another useless talent is that i step into a hair salon at least once a week to do nothing!
3.
the best useless talent i have is taking photos of signboards! and i only favour ah-lian places like 77th street! but in all seriousness,beijing's 77th street really rocks.
4.
i can hold gelato and take photo! but it's not really useless because if people who hate me like 123 456 say i stole items from the shop, i can always get away because my 2 useless hands are full and my bag's too small to hide anything so no one will believe!
5.
i can play the part of a desperate housewife very well when i'm not even married!
6.
i can wear capelets and pretend i'm wonder danni! and wonder danni's wonderfully useless talent is to wear shiny auntie capelets like it's the hottest thing around!
7.
i can grow awfully tall!
8.
i can look at an egg cook for 5 whole minutes!
9. i can roll my tongue! not everyone can do that.
10. i can sleep without snoring!
11. i am very very good at taking nonsensical videos and photos which have no meaning at all.
but the essential point is
i love myself.something i can't say for you 123 456.
you obviously have to derive security
from flaming others
who don't know you.
but i'm nice lah.
since you say i'm so rich
that i pay my way into school
i'll be nice
and sign you up for anger management and self-esteem courses.
but you pay ok?
i must also help you out
by being bitchy and uncaring about you
so i can make you feel better
about hating me so much.
to
anon: hey i promise to write that entry about being happy within the next 2 days alright! thanks for reading!
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danni blows a raspberry right at you.
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